Well, we think we're funny.
It would be great if you did too but it really won't stop us if you don't.
Our business isn't all fun and games. Except it's pretty fun.
And sometimes we play games.
Tara Marintzer, Graphic Designer
Ms. Marintzer is a fanatical snow skier, a cutthroat volleyball player, and wicked-strong for her size. Growing up on the family farm, she used to ride pigs, as well as a goat by the name of Brownie.
She has seen “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” at least 10 times, including six consecutive Christmas viewings on VHS cassette. Clients are bowled over by her creative flourish and inventive designs. Tragically, she did not have television growing up, and was forced to play outside…and read.
She likes to add toppings such as sauerkraut and pineapple to otherwise edible pizza. And one night when she was holding her leg due to a cramp, her husband mistakenly thought she was holding a shotgun. His assumption was not entirely unfounded.
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- Preferred Smells: a post-match volleyball
- Songs Recently Stuck in Her Head: Mickey Mouse Clubhouse “Hot Dog” song (You’re welcome.)
- Bert or Ernie: No preference, due to major TV deprivation as a small child.
- Rock, Paper, or Scissors: Rock. Your hand is already in a fist before you shoot, so it’s the easiest.
- Laverne or Shirley: “Are those real people?”
- Sweet or Salty: Unable to commit. Depends heavily on what she consumed last.
- Recent Project Pride: Community Leasing Partners, because they were willing to go out on a limb. (Shout-out to Blake!)
- Fave Ads: Zoosk — Dart Thrower and Three Olive Vodka — Cowboys
- Fantasy Vacation: Sand volleyball in Brazil. Fashion show in Milan. Romantic dinner in Paris. Relaxation in Hawaii. Not that she’s given it any thought…
- What She Is NOT: A linebacker. A minivan admirer. Shabby at hairstyling. Rowdy. Afraid of a challenge. A neutrals girl. A golfer. Drawn to crowds. A breakdancing phenom. A pepperoni lover. A morning person. Tri-state spelling bee champ.
- What She IS: Colorful. Pattern-friendly. A minivan driver. A shoe person. A recovering night owl. Competitive. Great one-on-one. Addicted to soda. Into gardening. Fond of goats. In the midst of a house renovation. A caramel-chocolate fiend. Married to a daredevil tornado chaser. Picking primer out of her hair from weeks ago.
- Family Saying: “That went over as well as a fart in a space suit.” — observant husband
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