There goes the neighborhood.
We promise to keep the yard mowed and the noise down.
Our business isn't all fun and games. Except it's pretty fun.
And sometimes we play games.
Jami Weisbender, Director of Editorial Development
Ms. Weisbender finds joy in freshly laundered PJ pants, puns, and frequent hand washing. Clients look to her for original writing and take-no-prisoners editing, as she once likened seeing a misplaced comma to “ripping open a barely healed wound.”
She chews on ice regularly, and runs a space heater year-round. She favors bland, bread-and-cheese-based foods, and has been called un-American for her aversion to pudding. She believes breakfast for dinner is highly superior to breakfast for breakfast.
In a rare spontaneous moment at 3 years of age, she sang “Elvira” at a relative’s respect calls on the funeral home microphone. Reviews were almost unanimously positive. Her greatest fear is surviving the apocalypse and having no access to lip balm.
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- Preferred Smells: her mom’s chocolate chip cookies, the absence of perfume, victory
- Songs Recently Stuck in Her Head:
“The Future’s So Bright” by Timbuk3, “Pop Goes My Heart” from the movie “Music and Lyrics,” and The Bert and Ernie rhyming song - Bert or Ernie: Trick question. They’re better together.
- Rock, Paper, or Scissors: Paper (the obligatory writer answer). Plus, rock is just lazy.
- Laverne or Shirley: Laverne. It’s all about the sweater with her initial embroidered on it.
- Recent Project Pride: Mercy Regional Up Close Magazine — woot!
- Fave Ad: Orbit Link Licker and VW Peter Stormare
- What She Is NOT: A dainty sneezer. An adventurous eater. A slouch at bowling. Tan. Fond of feet. Prone to motion sickness. Partial to Fleetwood Mac. Tolerant when people say “fustrating.” A lover of parades. A constant smiler. Impulsive. In favor of flute in rock songs.
- What She IS: Fidgety. A sleep talker. A mumbler. An ear wiggler. A supertaster. Pleased by slightly green bananas. A perfectionist. A TV enthusiast. A people watcher. Resigned to her paleness. Good at movie quotes. Tired of reindeer games. Likely to be drawn for jury duty (three times and counting).
- Sage Advice She’s Been Given: “If it smells like day-old cabbage everywhere you go, maybe it’s you.” — wise father-in-law
- Other Jobs She’d Enjoy: 1) Crayola Color Namer 2) Minister of Joy at Ben & Jerry’s 3) Professional Nielsen Family
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